Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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