I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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