Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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