so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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