I'm drive I can fine osifer
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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