We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I smell like Dick and happiness
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
tell me about the fingering
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