fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He shit in the fireplace
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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