I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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