I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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