Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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