He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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