Why does Corona taste like a burp?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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