Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
she woke up with a sticky ear
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Come see our sink grown plant.
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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