I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
These tits shall not be calmed
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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