it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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