He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
This is the high leading the old right now
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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