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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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