Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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