his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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