Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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