I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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