i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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