Is it normal to miss your booty call?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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