guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
worst night to have a conscience
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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