I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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