Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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