The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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