she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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