Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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