so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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