she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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