I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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