shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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