dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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