Barsexuality is the new black.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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