You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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