How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Are my feet made of real feet?
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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