One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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