Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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