i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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