sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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