Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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