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  • 89 58
    Submitted by twankalank on Jan 30, 10 at 2:26pm

    snookie?

  • 91 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:06pm

    11:17 shut the fuck up. Do you know what an orgasm is??

  • 87 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:13am

    smoking weed and eating oatmeal > sex

  • 88 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:23am

    Not a cig, weed. I would take 3 bowls over some sex.

  • 93 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:24am

    This is obviously fake because the person who made oatmeal suggested dedicating their next orgasm. This would have made more sense if the second area code was a different one. But it wouldn't have been funny either way so whatever...

    • 67 85
      Submitted by NakedFlower on Jan 30, 10 at 10:55am

      The second one is a reply to the first from someone in the same area code... duh... TFLN doesn't necessarily put a "1-" in front of the reply area codes anymore.

      • 84 65
        Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 30, 10 at 12:36pm

        They only don't put a 1 infront when they are too stupid to realize if the second area code is a reply with the same one or the original area code sending a second text.

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:09am

    since when would anyone be jealous of eating oatmeal and a cig over sex?

  • 84 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:19pm

    Yeah 12:06. Its what i gave your mother last night.

  • 87 89
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 30, 10 at 12:37pm

    Right, you're texting as you're having sex....

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:11pm

    It's spelled "Snooki" you asshole (post before me)

  • 76 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:15am

    Awww friendship!

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:35am

    Fail

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:08am

    First

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:35am

    Fake as fizzuck

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:17am

    Wow... You potheads are doing it wrong.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:17am

    They need to fix the app so its easier to post a conversation between two people in the same area code. But this wouldnt have been funny either way.