It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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