I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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