I'm really into asian looking animals
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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