U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
sex in a hospital.. check
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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