Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I will pee on everything he values.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I am mentally ready for anal.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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