If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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