Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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