Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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