i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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